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By Ephraim Kishon

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Dr. Perlmutter gehört zur geistigen Elite unseres Landes. Sein verfeinerter Geschmack ist in intellektuellen Kreisen geradezu sprichwörtlich. Seine Gattin leitet eine repräsentative Galerie. Und diese beiden kamen jetzt herein. Einige Sekunden lang schien die Zeit stillzustehen. Dann sah es aus, als wollte Dr. Perlmutter in Ohnmacht fallen. Dann unternahm ich, mit dem Rücken zum Öl, eine lahme Rettungsaktion und verdeckte wenigstens die weidenden Ziegen. Dann sagte jemand in meiner Kehle: 57 »Was für eine freudige Überraschung.

DER BEDEUTENDE MALER: Ein Cousin von mir. Warum? DER LADENINHABER: Ich bin mit Getzl in die Schule gegangen. Er war mein bester Freund. So eine Überraschung. Entschuldigen Sie, daß ich Sie wie eine gewöhnliche Kundschaft behandelt habe! Wählen Sie, was Ihnen gefällt … der ganze Laden gehört Ihnen … Dwascha! Dwascha! Weißt du, wer da ist? Getzls Cousin! ) 52 Gegen Künstler gibt es keine wirksame Gegenwehr. Auch ihren Schöpfungen kann man nicht entgehen. ‹ Was fehlt, ist ein ausdrückliches Gebot gegen das Schenken bereits gemachter Bildnisse.

Er begrüßte uns regelrecht auf der entsprechenden hebräischen Abkürzung und erklärte sich zu jeder Mitarbeit bereit. « fragte Kunstetter mit begreiflicher Erregung (sprach er doch zu einem nahen Verwandten unseres Lehrers Moses). Das Glas vollzog die Antwort S-I-N-A-I. Es waren erhabene Augenblicke. Wir wagten kaum zu atmen. Eine der Frauen kreischte auf, weil sie über dem Blumentopf einen grünlichen Schimmer gesehen hatte. Nur Kunstetter blieb ruhig: »Die richtige Antwort überrascht mich nicht«, sagte er.

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