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56 s THE A D V O C A T E S “The trial lawyer does what Socrates was executed for: making the worse argument appear the stronger. JUDGE IR VING KA UFMAN ” “Then, if at any time you find you have the worst end of the staff, leave off your cause and fall upon the person of your adversary. JOHN WILSON ” “It isn ft the bad lawyers who are screwing up the justice system in this country it's the good lawyers. If you have two competent lawyers on opposite sides a trial that should take three days could easily last six months.
Your Honor, prior to calling my first witness, I'd like to state for the record that immediately prior to starting this proceeding and in open court while His Honor was in chambers, defense counsel called me a punk three times and called me a shit once. I don’t know what explanation he has for that, but I wanted to put it on the record before we started this. It had to do with this proceeding. A. This matter is here for trial today. People ready? Yes, but we move to dismiss in the interest of justice.
It’s only three or four questions. I don’t give a damn if you have a right. T h e question is, do you have the sense not to? Obviously not. I made the request. Ask your question. " The Advocates T h e defendant was charged with murder. After arraignment, the matter of setting bail became a heated issue. T he People urged that $50,000 should be the minimum amount because the defendant had a long record. T h e deputy public defender was momentarily stunned at the large bail demand, but he regained his composure and said, “T hat amount of bail is outrageously excessive .
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis