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By Stanisław Lem
It is a excellent, very humorous booklet. a person accustomed to Lem's brief tales and works like "Imaginary Engines" will be aware of what to anticipate. unfortunately, the under blurb utilized by the writer is nearly meaningless.
This is the Kandel translation. I doubt if he up-to-date the interpretation for the reissue of the e-book by way of Northwestern collage Press. They most likely simply got the rights so that they may perhaps rock that valuable and jap ecu literature.
This is a suite of excellent but imaginary studies of nonexistent books. With insidious wit, the writer beguiles us with a parade of pleasant, disarmingly commonplace innovations. "Lem is Harpo Marx and Franz Kafka and Isaac Asimov rolled up into one and down the white rabbit's hole" (Detroit News). A Helen and Kurt Wolff Book
(there is a request for this Lem identify, however it is an noticeable test, no longer "retail"...however, if the individual that placed the bounty on it reveals it applicable, allow me know!)
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A perfect vacuum by Stanisław Lem